the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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EVIL POISON!
Am highly allergic to onions and now my throat is raw and swollen. I can’t swallow anything!

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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EVIL POISON!

Am highly allergic to onions and now my throat is raw and swollen. I can’t swallow anything!

Girls LOVE Sex Too: Sex: To me sex is between people who care about each other, whether...

Sex: To me sex is between people who care about each other, whether it’s friends or a couple. It’s not quite making love because it’s mostly hornyness but it’s not between strangers

Fucking: Fucking is saved for hookups, one night stands, drunk sex, etc. When you fuck someone because they are…

iwritesinsnotfanfiction:

what if ke$ha had an evil british twin named ke£ha

(via wanderlustdays)

iamsomethingoffensive:

destroyee:

That’s when I feel the most powerful and confident.

When a woman is on her knees in front of me I am powerless

Oooh buddy is it ever!

iamsomethingoffensive:

destroyee:

That’s when I feel the most powerful and confident.

When a woman is on her knees in front of me I am powerless

Oooh buddy is it ever!

(Source: dildodom)

perpetuallysullen:

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I just died a little <3

perpetuallysullen:

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I just died a little <3

(via lookatthislittlething)

Need this in my house now!

Need this in my house now!